Hello my little shitty baby.
You're having diarrhea again.
And u shit all over the place!!
Dunno izzit the diaper too small or too big.
We went out to some shopping mall,
and while mama ordering drinks and cake.. your dada come rushing
and have a stern, dying looking face.
'HE SHIT' den i was like... 'shit lah no big deal'
'NO he shit all over the place!' den i look around.
Dada shirt
Dada pants
Hip carrier
all shit!!
So we faster went to the baby room...
and i told the coffee bean guy to hold my drinks.
that time i even remind them for more whip cream.
Bought a shirt for dada to change.
Went back to coffee bean and saw our order...
my whip cream melted!
no more!!
so sad.
Went home.. on the way home.. you shit..
on the car seat.
Went home scrub the fuck out of me..
Squat down on floor and scrub the hip carrier,
your shirt x 2
dada shirts..
Almost died.
Den... at night.. 5am..
u dun wanna sleep.....
so i put u on my lap...
Tada~ shit all over again.....
U lil shitty baby.
On a happier note.
You just learn to crawl.
Dada say u learning how to hump.
well whatever.
Now u crawling like super duper fast.
We have to go around searching for baby bed guard. blaablaa
we also put u in a bouncer.. u seems so happy inside.
It cost $200 though.
And u this naughty baby, the toys i buy for u, u play 1 day dun wan already.
So we decided not to buy!
=P
See ur face.. so naughty!!
Cute lil man